I know what’s going through your mind. You must be thinking “What in Lucifer’s name is that bloody thing?!”
Give it a minute, please, before you read on and find out. Go on, have a few guesses!
Today was big-time lazy Sunday! I slept in, and even when I got out of bed, I didnt quite make it out of the door till 830pm! I was hibernating, if you like.
And after whole day of ‘strenuous’ sleep and doing zombie impersonations (eyes open but brain missing), I got a bit peckish and was seeing mirages of strawberry-flavoured ambuyat dipped in rich chocolate sauce… as you do…
After a little dinner of rice and buah jelayan, I developed a sweet tooth, but it was 9.14 pm by now and Huaho was gonna close at 930. So i zoomed off there and zipped through the candy and fruit section, where I made eye contact with some lovely Thai Monthongs. They winked rather seductively at me and my knees turned to jelly instantaneously. Well, you can predict the rest of the story.
So what is that picture of??
It was in fact the said durian which I was eating in the car as I drove home…
As I savoured the King of Fruits (star of the Fear Factor) in my car, I suddenly lost grip and the fruit bounced off my steering wheel, the signal lights lever, off my knee and landed smack on top of my Gucci bottle sitting in the Door Pocket!
Yes I ate durian as I drove!! DON’T JUDGE ME!! I was too weak to resist it! Aku hanya insan yang lemah..! I don’t judge stupid people who text on their mobile while zooming past you on the highway! Each to their own stupidity, I say!
I can’t even balance a durian… what hope is there for this world?
The car stinks of durian now… huhuhu
I can see it in my head – “D. A. ” meetings… ” Hello everyone, I am Durian addict… ”
That was my encounter with the Thorny Kind tonight… not the last, I’m sure…